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Rat Trap

The Rat at the door of an enormous live rat trap containing a postcard which says "Month Awareness Month" on it.

LOOK WHAT'S IN THE RAT TRAP THIS MONTH

Postcard which says, "Month Awareness Month: This month is Month Awareness Month, a month to raise awareness of all the other months:  Toe History Month; Foreign Government Month; Pangaea History Month; Cleveland Awareness Month; Race Identification Month; Gallifreyan Month; Purple People Month; Very Far Away Country Month; Foot Awareness Month; Extraterrestrial History Month; Hyperborean Month; Ogre Health Month; Hand Awareness Month".

This month is "Month Awareness Month", the latest thing - in the same vein as capitalizing the word "black" - that the media invented as a substitute for equality.

 

But this particular Month Awareness Month, the media got caught using it not only for that, but also as a substitute for journalism - and this is the exclusive story that unfolds in the Rat Trap!

Big mics for Politico, NBC, MSNBC, and CBS floating in front of a woman who is saying, "Thank you, news, for spending a whole interview on this subject! Today, I celebrated Hand Awareness Month by taking some "me" time out of my day to stare at my hand for a full ten minutes! I can say that I'm now fully aware that I have a hand!"
Big mic which says "CBS" in red.

"For Purple People Month, I wore a purple dress and publicly ate a plate of purple candies."

Trash can containing discarded news story marked "DON'T PRINT", which is titled, "HOUSING PROJECTS FALL APART AFTER WEALTHY ELITISTS REDUCE MAINTENANCE TO 0%"
Big mic which says "NBC" in red.

"As president of the Nonprofit Foundation for Grants, our mission is to aim to promote meaningful connections by celebrating Very Far Away Country Month every year. Our mission is also to encourage people to inspire incentives to create advocacy to organically grow a context for socially conscious institutions to promote thoughtful, responsible political inclusivity that concisely emphasizes preserving the exclusivity of information."

Trash can containing discarded news story marked "DON'T PRINT", which is titled, "LIBERAL GOVERNMENT CREATES CENSORSHIP POLICE THAT SILENCES 2/3 OF THE POPULATION"
Big mic which says "Politico" in red.

"Yesterday, I celebrated Race Identification Month by walking around identifying everybody who is that race. I watched movies made by wealthy people who are that race. I prayed to them and said their race makes them different from any of the other wealthy people manipulating our culture."

Trash can containing discarded news story marked "DON'T PRINT", which is titled, "TO DISTRACT THE EARTH FROM STEADILY WORSENING CONDITIONS, WORLD LEADERS CREATE STAGED EASTERN EUROPEAN WAR"
Big mic which says "MSNBC" in red.

"I showed my support for DEI by spending my company's money, which was meant to be someone's sick leave, to throw a big party for Extraterrestrial History Month. The aliens never got through the border, but the hors d'ouvres were great."

Trash can containing discarded news story marked "DON'T PRINT", which is titled, "NATIONWIDE EDUCATION SYSTEMS TEACH CLASSISM, IDENTIFICATION OF AGE, AND SOCIAL DOGMAS IN HIGH SCHOOL LITERATURE"
A man with "News Manipulator" on the back of his shirt whose face is not visible pointing with a blue foam "#1" glove to a plaque on the wall that says "Modern Agenda PUFF Piece" instead of "Real News", as he says, "This... is... GOLD!"
Red, white, and blue Rat.
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