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LOOK WHAT'S IN THE RAT TRAP THIS MONTH

This month is "Month Awareness Month", the latest thing - in the same vein as capitalizing the word "black" - that the media invented as a substitute for equality.
But this particular Month Awareness Month, the media got caught using it not only for that, but also as a substitute for journalism - and this is the exclusive story that unfolds in the Rat Trap!


"For Purple People Month, I wore a purple dress and publicly ate a plate of purple candies."


"As president of the Nonprofit Foundation for Grants, our mission is to aim to promote meaningful connections by celebrating Very Far Away Country Month every year. Our mission is also to encourage people to inspire incentives to create advocacy to organically grow a context for socially conscious institutions to promote thoughtful, responsible political inclusivity that concisely emphasizes preserving the exclusivity of information."


"Yesterday, I celebrated Race Identification Month by walking around identifying everybody who is that race. I watched movies made by wealthy people who are that race. I prayed to them and said their race makes them different from any of the other wealthy people manipulating our culture."


"I showed my support for DEI by spending my company's money, which was meant to be someone's sick leave, to throw a big party for Extraterrestrial History Month. The aliens never got through the border, but the hors d'ouvres were great."

